Events & Humor

Volume 2   Issue 3

June/July 1999

Events

CLASSES

Mediumship Classes are held in the Spirit Space chat room.  If you are currently a reader and wish to do readings at Spirit Space you must complete this beginner class before you will be allowed to read.  Included are rules and basic ethics of doing a reading that is satisfying to the client and the reader.  Other topics include Spirit Guides, Meditation, Energy and more.  You must be registered to participate in this fulfilling experience.

Date for the new beginner's session is June 7th. All other classes will be starting again in the fall. Advanced registration for these classes is being taken, and anyone interested can email Hanna directly.

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS AND READINGS
Friday Nights   Time:  6:00 PM  PT

Come join our lively group discussions.  You are welcome to come with your questions or just to sit back, relax and watch what happens.  Come and share your experiences of after death communications, guide contact, angels, or any other topic you have encountered on your path.  Readings will be conducted on a "first come first serve" basis, first for those who have not had a recent reading in our room.  Readers are all prescreened and have passed the beginner mediumship class- and will be monitored.

SPIRITUAL PERSISTENCE
Sunday Nights   Time:  9:00 PM  ET

Come join RevRandy, Elissa, and Rikkity on Sunday nights on the ADC Chat Server in the #spiritualPersistence chat room.  There is plenty of time to share views and participate in discussions on various ponderings.  The series now is the "Rainbow Series" with special quests sharing their views, insights, and inspirations. You can also visit their website and take a few moments to read some of the "Points to Ponder"  Be sure to bookmark the site and visit frequently.

www.spiritualpersistence.com

Just a Little Humor
BY-  Sharross

A man tries to enter heaven but first he has a chat with St. Peter keeper of the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter explains that it is not easy to get into heaven. There are some criteria to be met before entry is allowed.

St. Peter asked the man several questions.

Was the he religious in life? Did he attend church? Was he generous? Did he give money to the poor, to charities? Did he do any good deeds? Did he help his neighbor?
The man answered, "No?"

St. Peter said, "Not good, not good".

Exasperated, St. Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"

The man says, "There was this little old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her, taunting and abusing her. I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought my way through the crowd and got her purse back. I helped her to her feet. Then I went up to the biggest, meanest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then I spit in his face".

"Wow", said St. Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?

"Oh, about ten minutes ago", replied the man.

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were somehow involved. Their parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their son's behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well....we need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and ask him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.

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